Kazstarlet's Fact of the Day

If you are a woman complaining about another woman in a public space to another woman, you are almost always going to sound like a jealous heifer, mooing her displeasure.

I LOVE CAKE

I tell you what, after what felt like a pretty long day today, one slice of red velvet cake turned my frown upside down. I thank God for grace and the small measure of self control that I currently possess, since that one slice could have surely turned into ten.

Since we're on the subject of cakes, I also have to confess that the other day, I was given a very wonderful cupcake. Even though there was someone near me who too could have basked in the glory of sugar and E numbers contained in the dainty paper casing, I completely blocked out the voices of kindness and generosity in my head and nom-nom-nomed it in its entirety. I apologise for my actions.

Enough is Enough

If you know your armpits smell, how dare you hold on to the high railings on the bus or tube? We can all smell you. No really. Stop it. How dare you smell like that in the morning? How very dare you.

G'Day, Mate

I woke up this morning and smiled. I felt so happy and blessed to be alive. I don't want to be fighting for my life in order to see the gift that life is. To be able to laugh, smile, love and praise God in all and through all. Life doesn't have to be perfect for you to realise this.

Basically, all I want to say is...

Kaleem Taylor.

http://soundcloud.com/kaleemtaylor/blowout-live-kaleem-taylor

'KayBye.

Letter of Complaint

Dear Mobile-Phone-Company-That-Shall-Remain-Nameless-But-Let's-Just-Say-That-It's-Named-After-A-Fruit,

I just want you to know that I have clearly seen the Kung Fu tricks you have played with my money, time and emotions today. You may think that you have moonwalked to the bank with my money—largely because you have. Nontheless, please be sure to note that cheaters will never prosper.

Yours lovingly,

P.s- People only tolerate you because you give away cinema tickets every week—your phone deals are to value for money what McDonalds is to fine dining.

Toni & Why?

This is the reason why I still refuse to go to Toni & Guy. If this picture is not enough, please turn to chapter 'Dear Toni & Guy' of my blog. SMH